Who the fuck came into my house and stole my body 22 years ago???
Why do I report it now? I just walked 2 blocks. Yep. Just 2 fucking blocks.
I did power walk for a minute and a half. The 2 blocks back were like sucking on a fish asshole. (Ok, I am only guessing on that part but it hurt like hell) I used to be able to walk from one side of Disney World to the other with no problem, while pregnant!
By the way, grasshopper season is not a good time to take a beagle for a walk.
